|Action/Adventure; NES; Konami; 1988|
|Go forth Holy Water! Do you're obnoxious thing!|
|Fuck, Move out of the way!|
|You also Prossess Dracula's Lungs, Digestive Track, and Brain.|
Personally, I wouldn't really consider Simon's Quest to be a bad game like so many other reviews. If you know what you are doing, and where to go, and what you have to do when you get there, and where you don't need to go, it can be simple addicting fun in a similar manner of say Metroid or the Symphony of the Night style Castlevania games. However, knowing what you are doing, where you are going, what you have to do when get there, and where you don't need to go is the major stumbling block for the game. Unless you know all that, or have a guide telling you all that in a very simple easy to read fashion, it is a real pain to get through. Limited Recommendation.
Next time, we tackle a game that is far more diabolical in it's difficulty. Next week we have Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse. Until then.